I AM SERIOUS AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY Color:cardinal red If you know Spahn Ranch

If you know Spahn Ranch

If you know “Life moves pretty fast”

this design draws on one of the film’s funniest moments involving Alan and the baby he names Carlos

this design taps into Rick at full volume — insisting he’s calm while proving the exact opposite

and perfectly delivered one-liners — where a single moment can define the whole story

I AM SERIOUS AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY Color:cardinal red If you know Spahn RanchIf you know Surely you cant be serious, you dont need this explained. Influenced by Airplane! (1980), this design nods to one of the most perfectly delivered lines in cult comedy history. Featuring Otto the Autopilot inspired aviation styling, its silly, sharp, and instantly recognisable to fans who actually get it. This isnt for everyone and thats exactly the point. For fans who actually get the reference. Printed in small batches dont miss out.