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Santa Please Stop Here Glass Light Up Bottle / Night Lamp Colour of the Snowflakes:Black Our humorous mug is a'Santa Please Stop Here' Glass Light Up Bottle Night Lamp is the perfect combination of decorative ornament, window display and night light. Operated by a metal stopper type set of cool LED lights powered by one AA battery (included), it's compatible with rechargeable batteries too. Select your favourite colour Snowflakes from the drop down menu. Every bottle is hand made to order.