Midwest Paddle Club T-Shirt Size:L while someone else’s toddler is

while someone else’s toddler is turning the brunch table into a war zone

or just binging Netflix with your four-legged shadow

And she’ll bark at any man who gives you the ick

✔ UPF 50+ to protect that perfect little angel face

Because even the sweetest girls deserve a wardrobe change

Midwest Paddle Club T-Shirt Size:L while someone else’s toddler isSmall town roots. Big time backhands. This tee is your official uniform for early morning matches, post game iced coffees, and barking at bad line calls (on your dogs behalf, obviously). Whether you're a beginner baller or a dink diva, welcome to the Midwest Paddle Clubwe saved you a seat and a seltzer. Made from 100% ring spun cotton with a relaxed, garment dyed fit thats soft enough for lounge days and fierce enough for game days. Built for dinks,