Velociwrangler Sweatshirt Size:Medium and welt pockets on the

and welt pockets on the back

you'd swear they were spun by Mother Nature herself

Wet your skin & generously coat desired areas with the Kitsch Solid Shave Butter

it takes some time to realize you don’t have hands anymore

-Model is 6'1" and is wearing size Large

Velociwrangler Sweatshirt Size:Medium and welt pockets on theThe Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa. Show up with Pace and try passing it off as salsa well, ask ol One Handed John how that turned out. Hes a master of the lasso, the darling of ladies, and the boss of the watering hole. Some say he was born in